You can’t make this shit up. Actress Sydney Sweeney is selling bars of soap that have been infused with her used bathwater.
And guaranteed, assholes will buy them.
The Euphoria actress took to her social media to announce with Dr. Squatch. But don’t wait. Be a dickhead and buy these bars sooner than later. They’re “very real,” and “very limited”.
Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss is described as “a perfect combination of the two best places on the planet: The outdoors and Sydney Sweeney’s bathtub.”
While its ingredients include pine, earthy moss and “a touch of Sydney’s very own bathwater”, the bar of soap is described to smell like “morning wood”.
You can buy the soap bars as of June 6 here.
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Dr. Squatch also announced a giveaway of 100 bars. Enter here.
Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss is the latest stupid shit coming from Hollywood actresses. Although you gotta admit, it’s not a dumb as Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-scented candles from 2020.
Fire up the BBQ, crack a nice bottle of red, Light a vagina candle. And, go fuck yourself.
Bars of soap infused with used bathwater. Don’t you just hate where we are as a society?
